realdwntomars:

Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.

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❝Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies❞

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Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

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16 hours ago +123,160 notes
❝Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies❞

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Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

(via sassafranski)

17 hours ago +123,160 notes

"you should act more your age"

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suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

19 hours ago +113,946 notes

incognitovindicator:

whoa there buddy do you need a tissue

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therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

19 hours ago +337,114 notes

antisoft:

a new online dating site called e-bae

19 hours ago +33,169 notes

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

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paradoxical-mystery:

veganrocket:

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THERE IS A BIKER GANG CALLED RESCUE INK THAT BREAKS UP DOGFIGHTING RINGS, CONFRONTS ANIMAL ABUSERS, CONFISCATES NEGLECTED ANIMALS AND INVESTIGATES STOLEN ANIMALS

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YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT THIS BADASSERY HERE

GODS BLESS THIS BADASS AWESOME DUDES

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emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

19 hours ago +108,696 notes