6 hours ago +207,705 notes

shouldnt:

this is too relatable

6 hours ago +11,798 notes
galehawthorne:

galehawthorne:

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

galehawthorne:

galehawthorne:

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

6 hours ago +181,881 notes
6 hours ago +7,828 notes
slayboybunny:

girls are amazing

slayboybunny:

girls are amazing

6 hours ago +5,137 notes

everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

6 hours ago +466,983 notes

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

6 hours ago +105,431 notes
6 hours ago +24,762 notes

legendary 

6 hours ago +797,849 notes

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

9 hours ago +739,648 notes

zaynsbro:

Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me

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9 hours ago +35,171 notes
unclefather:

honey boo boo looks like an angry bridge troll

unclefather:

honey boo boo looks like an angry bridge troll

16 hours ago +317,339 notes
16 hours ago +2,703 notes

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

16 hours ago +425,633 notes

magicteaparties-inwonderland:

perryplat:

phinflynn:

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“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

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“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

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“Not yet Ferb.”

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

Ferb I know what were gonna do today

18 hours ago +295,989 notes